Thursday, April 12, 2012

Neck Socks

[google image]

Wild Woman
has Thyroid Neck,
everything sort of
melting down,
like a fat candle
set out too long
in the sun.

Like the Spanx lady,
she figures she could
make a million
if she invented
Neck Socks.
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12 comments:

  1. PattiKenApril 12, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    I'm not sure what "thyroid neck" is, but I'm pretty sure I've got it. When you invent your neck sock, I'd like mine in red, please.

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  2. DaydreamertooApril 12, 2012 at 9:53 AM

    Awww... I would like one too... in blue please ;)

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  3. Carrie Van HornApril 12, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    I will buy 7....one for each day of the week. :-)

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  4. Maude LynnApril 12, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    I have to know about safety features. What will keep me from wringing my own neck?

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  5. Kay L. DaviesApril 12, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    I hate my neck, but, more than that, I hate my double chin. If my Neck Sock is long enough, it can hide my chin, right?
    Great invention, Sherry!
    K

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  6. EllaApril 12, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    What a hoot! OMG you should get on this unique invention! Wow...I'm amazed, once again~ Your talent is endless! :D

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  7. MaryApril 12, 2012 at 4:23 PM

    Sell them on EBay!

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  8. TimoteoApril 12, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    And nylon neck stockings for fancy occasions!

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  9. Ed PilollaApril 12, 2012 at 9:39 PM

    cute and playful. i dig your versatility.

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  10. AnonymousApril 12, 2012 at 9:43 PM

    don't forget the sparkly neck sock for that special occasion....bridal neck sock in ivory...the possibilities are endless!

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  11. The UnknowngnomeApril 12, 2012 at 11:40 PM

    Make one with a zipper for some easy "necking"! :)

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  12. De JacksonApril 14, 2012 at 10:02 AM

    LOL! Love this! :)

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