[written in response to Poets United Think Tank Prompt: Grumbling & Complaining]
It has been brought to my attention that there are a few mundane details of life on this planet
that are not doing well. Would you please have your overseer rectify the following situations?
flash flooding, earthquakes, tornadoes, melting icebergs,
toxic spills, landslides etc etc. - you know the drill!
does your support staff have any ideas on
getting famine relief to the people who need the relief
and out of the hands of the overlords? Please advise.
War, Religious and Otherwise
is there some reason why these fundamental issues
continue to be a problem among your personnel?
time's a ticking! Reports, please.
Leaky condos - our Service Department staff are getting complaints from
the Perennially Pissed Off - Could you please set aside Homelessness,
and deal with this matter in a pre-emptive fashion?
We would appreciate you taking these matters under your immediate advisement.
The Staff of the Underworld