Old Raven by Jon Fitzpatrick
The prompt was to self-describe in ten lines, up close and personal:
OLD and dented, but only mildly discouraged
WOMEN always remember - It Could Be Worse
LEAP-FROG across my heart - come on, I dare you!
OVER and over, same old same old, but beats
DITCHES rhymes with witches ~ a clue
WHEN will it all get better?
OLD as the hills, but with an undiminished
RAVEN fly me across the forest on your
CALLS the wolf, like a shot, I'll be gone
I found this in my draft file - a Real Toads prompt from a while ago, to be read both down (first words) and across. I must have played with it, but didn't post it. Just found it and it made me smile. Plus I have zero inspiration going on at the moment. Posting for Real Toads Tuesday Platform.