[This was written in 2015 when i still had some hope.
It is long but I thought we could use a smile.]
Scary Fairy Sherry breeches the holy vault
of the national legislature. A hush falls
as she swoops overhead, sprinkling magic dust
on the rotund, beefy-cheeked politicians.
They stop squabbling about more tax breaks
for the rich, to be paid for by cutting services
to the poor.
("Mr. Speaker, will someone please tell me, Mr. Speaker,
when the Right Honourable [Trudeau, Polievre, Singh]
will tell the Canadian people what the fuddle-duddle
is going on?")
The roars of approbation, fist-pounding on desks
and derisive boos dies down. They fix their beady eyes,
jowls quivering in consternation, on the small,
green eco-warrior fluttering at the podium.
The security guards are uncertain of protocol.
They finger their holsters nervously, until
she shoots them a look and they desist.
You don't want to piss off a person
with magical powers.
Scary Fairy Sherry hovers at the microphone.
"Ahem. This is to inform you that
the Women's Revolution has begun. In a moment,
I will strike you mute and motionless
long enough for the women of the world to get our
housekeeping done. We will send all soldiers home
to open storage silos and feed the people.
We will order all multinationals to pay taxes
and clean up their mess, reducing emissions to zero.
We will set to work all over Mother Earth, planting trees,
to protect, nurture and restore wildlife
and ecosystems. We will develop clean energy systems,
providing work and reversing the damage
oil-based energy has caused. There will
fricking be No More Fracking.
We recognize you are addicted to the oil energy model.
When you wake to a clean, green world, we will send
you all to treatment for detoxing and rehabilitation.
Do not worry. You will find there is another way to live.
All of this rehabbing of the earth will employ
every able body, for fair pay, ending poverty
and hopelessness world-wide. Every person
will have purpose and a means of sustaining
him or herself and their families. We will employ
sustainable-only use of resources. Task forces
will address restoration of land and sea.
Grandmothers will replace you in positions
of governance. We will make decisions based on
the well being of our grandchildren's grandchildren
to the seventh generation, not on greed, money or power.
And you can bet your sweet patooties
we will not be sending our pink-cheeked boys
into the desert with guns. Not gonna happen.
So you can feel, deal and heal. Or not.
We don't really care. We have alot of work to do
cleaning up your mess. Sweet dreams.
Nighty night."
Scary Fairy Sherry waves her wand.
The porky politicians topple over onto their desks
for a Hundred Year Snooze.
And the women of the world get to work.
Meant to be humorous, but the reality of my province experiencing drought, wildfire and emergency water restrictions makes me sad at the sensible solutions in this poem, which should have begun 40 years ago. Sigh.
Sharing with Desperate Poets open link.
Seems like the only reasonable solution. Let those who can, fix it!!!! Sigh!
ReplyDeleteAtta girl Scary Fairy! I've been pondering a Desperate Comeuppance challenge where we get license to go after the Unassailable One Percent to teach some prairie justice. This is just in that vein.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget those of us who didn't have children. Grandmothers shouldn't get ALL the glory! Cackle!
ReplyDeleteLet's hear it for Scary Fairy Sherry and all the righteous grannies of the world!! We got this.
ReplyDeleteFrom Helen.
Beautiful blog
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ReplyDeleteI like your approach here. Beneath the humor there is so much seriousness. If only the politicians would have a one hundred year snooze.
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