A Conversation With Siddhartha

My son, Jeff Siddhartha Crazy Horse Marr, called tonight to tell me how the Red Planet is about to enter our solar system. He found a book in the library about it, that says the spiritual people have to learn how to astrally project themselves in order to escape the coming cataclysm.

I replied that I need to learn how to astrally project myself, in order to launch myself out of bed in the morning.

"You are a funny woman," he said, after he stopped laughing his head off.