Wild Woman is on the couch,
flipping through the channels.
Sister comes in, moaning,
"My channels are gone!"
Wild Woman asks,
"How come I'm still getting channels?"
Sister tries to keep a straight face.
"You're getting a message that says
if you want this channel, you need a digital box."
Cackles.
Sister continues, "It's like getting cable,
but you might get a little bored."
More cackles.
