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Monday, November 14, 2011

One's Lot in Life


Wild Woman receives a message:

This is to inform you
that you did not win the lottery.
But, as a consolation prize,
you have won your lot in life.

It figures.
Did Wild Woman cannibalize someone,
last lifetime,
in order
to win this lifetime?

Methinks she may have mistreated her cleaning lady.
(Cackles.)

But then again, looking at her bay window,
all lit up with prisms and pretty lights,
candles, Pup's memorial,
and Ms. Jasmine snoozing below,
she thinks maybe she did win
the lottery,
after all.