[Hallmark's Maxine creator is John Wagner
copyright Hallmark Licensing Corp.]
Wild Woman walks
into the video store.
Chooses a movie
that looks interesting.
"Have I rented
this before?"
she asks.
Pause.
"Yes. Last week."
Totally no recollection.
Sigh.
Wild Woman
takes a pass
on renting
a movie.
Apparently,
she really
only needs
one movie -
and, come to
think of it,
one book!
and she
has one
of each
at home.
