Random Thought

[John Wagner is Hallmark's creator of Maxine - image from google]

Wild Woman
concludes  "sagging boobs"
is actually a kind description.

She could
fling hers over her shoulder,
airily,
like a scarf.

Maybe she can
start a trend:

"Boobs are the
New Knees!"


[Spoof on "50 is the New 40!"]